are you really green

Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You: dime

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Ofcourse!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: my house

You: What is your planet like?

Alien:round

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?

You: maybe they was ugly or not intersted

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: dark
Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: becuase people are jealous of each other &they sometimes fight for stuf

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You: have you tried it. is not that good you have to try lucys moms lazania

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien:hjfnshvjgtbh

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: it may seam so buh who cares what you thyink we love earth and the veiw of no trees and the trash grond is decarations haha smelly